I love you, Ellen DeGeneres
It’s time that I came out and admitted it: I love Ellen Degeneres. Not in a way that would threaten her wife, or my husband, although as they used to say on Seinfield, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” When I was a kid — I must have been about 6 or 7 — I was hugging one of my girlfriends or holding her hand or some other wonderful display of affection that kids do unselfconsciously, and some…